nonprop

collection of non-proposals I have heard and received over the years.
Ask me anything

You is MILF…
But I don’t have any babies… surely that just makes me ILF

Leggit

Feels like men run away from me and don’t stop til they’ve gone through passport check and crossed an ocean

i would… but im already taken
it’s over… she’s 22 but she reminds me of you
Have you ever thought about dying your hair blonde?

I’m a brunette :s

You’re just like one of the boys.
You effing fat arsed bitch!
Sorry I knocked someone up behind your back
You’re prettier but she’s got a better personality
I just went from ‘it’s complicated’ to ‘in a relationship’…
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